Showing posts with label UK. Show all posts
Showing posts with label UK. Show all posts

Sunday, 23 April 2023

Missing Emergency Alert

Just 30 minutes ago the UK was meant to test a nationwide all handsets Emergency Alert system... They did, my wife received the message and we saw someone at the Crucible in Sheffield at the Snooker also get the alert.

But I didn't get it.... Precious few others I know seem to have received it, in total I can say two, the strange on the Tele and the Wife, that's it... No-one else has mentioned getting int, quite the opposite, lots of people interested in the technology didn't receive the message.

So what gives?

Has there been some technical glitch?

Did handsets turn out to not be compatible?

Did some spam protection in the networks stop the message?

It is curious, and I'd love to find out more.

Friday, 14 October 2022

I love Wales, and I like Scotland..... So IndyRefs?

I'm British.... If we want to delve further into that I was born in England and can trace an 8th of myself to very strong Irish Ancestry, the rest is a bit of Norfolk and a lot of Nottinghamshire.

As a kid I spent time holidaying in North Wales; and of late I've spent a bit of time holidaying on Anglesey.  I like Wales a lot.

I also like Scotland, I had a lovely friend who is Scottish, I've many acquaintances who are Scottish, and I toured Scotland once with notable stops in Dundee and Edinburgh.

Lately the wife and I have even contemplated moving to either country.

However, the thoughts of moving to Scotland were tempered with all this me-gudgeon about IndyRef2.  Now, I thought the matter was settled in the first, it was a close vote, I think every Scottish National voted; and they were out voted by everyone else; there were even a bunch of apathetic people who didn't even bother to vote and still the nationalists were out numbered.

And to be perfectly honest, I think recent times have taught us you're stronger together.  Doubly (or is that quadrupley?) so in terms of the UK.

So hearing all this hoo-haa about the possibility of another referendum and wanting to put things into perspective I took a look at the Scottish Governments own publications; they make for interesting reading.

And I of course focussed on the economy and how Scotland may fair as an independent unit, my question came down to one of Revenue versus expenditure, and to be perfectly honest if I were a Scot asking for independence I'd be scared stiff.

As an Englishman this is perhaps easy for me to say, and feel free to dismiss me; but I'm talking about the FOI-202200277763 publication of the Scottish Government; where it clearly states that "Around 40 per cent of the Scottish Budget 2020-2021 was funded from revenue raising powers devolved to the Scottish Parliament."

40%? Where does the rest of the 60% to keep the country afloat arrive in the coffers from?  "a block grant from the UK Government".

Right, so a lot of money goes into Scotland which it itself can't afford to provide, and I've taken a look, no-one; not one single party calling for IndyRef2 has an answer to this problem.  Indeed they don't ask it, and I find that so very worrying.

I'd even proffer my own opinion that is I, or anyone in Whitehall, asked the question they would have a decorative Shortbread tin stuffed down their gullet faster than you can say "Nicola Sturgeon".

So how do these politicians pulling on the strings of Nationalist Sympathy think the money will come from?  Honestly, I can only believe they think the UK would continue to stump up the cash; forgetting there would be no more UK.

The United Kingdom would cease to exist.

There would be Scotland and then the rest of the Kingdom; England, Wales and Northern Ireland.

Assuming the latter did not continue to fund Scotland, which I believe they would in some way, but assuming that "we" didn't what would the Scottish Expenditure Portfolio become?

Well, I believe Health and Sport would take a hit, particularly Sport.   Quite what the split is between the two is not made clear in 202200277763.  But I think sport would go.

Communities and Local Government is the next big ticket item; well there would not be any "Local" in Government, there would just be the Scottish Government; but does that necessarily spell a saving?  I don't think so, for there would suddenly be a requirement for institutions to facilitate the functions of state.  For example, the Bank of Scotland would have to issue actual currency, Passports, Drivers licensing and control; so many things assumed to cost zero to Scotland today as they're provided services of the state would have to migrate and be picked up by Scotland.

Indeed in the current portfolio "Government Business and Constitutional Relations" shows as zero; because there is none, that cost would sky rocket; more so in a hostile departure from the Acts of Union.

Similarly the "Audit Scotland" would rise, Scottish Parliament too... So many things.

And I can only see the people of Scotland suffering, or the people remaining in the Union being forced to bail out the situation; so I don't get it.

Personally I do not get it, I do not see any need for England, or Wales, to depart the Union, and neither can I see this for Scotland.  It's almost an emotional reaction from some Scots, that they want to be independent, but asking them quite what that means, it means they want the status quo AND freedom; but looking at the books that can't happen.

Whatever your thoughts mine are quite sad, I'm personally strongly against moving to Scotland with this question poised as it is.  I would only move to Scotland if it were part of the Union anyway.


My References:

https://www.gov.scot/publications/foi-202200277763/


https://www.gov.scot/policies/government-finance/setting-the-scottish-budget/


https://yourviews.parliament.scot/finance/scotland-public-finances-23-24/

https://fraserofallander.org/scottish-budget-guide/

https://ifs.org.uk/articles/scotlands-underlying-public-finances-are-improving-oil-and-gas-revenues-rise-long-term

Wednesday, 5 September 2018

Britains Steepest Road?

I saw this on the BBC about a road which was at a 40% angle in Harlec, Wales... https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-45420155

You know what?  I think Nottingham has a contender to beat it, if it counts... Newfield Road.


Specifically the curve at the western end of that road, it's immensely steep, very short and I believe carries you up around 24 meters in around 60 meters of distance which is 40% in my book.

There's also a road I don't know the actual name of in Gedling (which my driving instructer used to torture me doing uphill starts) he called it "Big Bertha".

Thursday, 5 July 2018

Trade... Post Brexit....

Lets get serious, when the UK leaves the EU there's going to be huge ramifications to our trade... But I think there's a solution...

TRUMP... Oi, Trump.. We want a free-trade agreement with Chichester...

Our reciprocation?.... Well we'll consider giving you this....


Sunday, 6 May 2018

Donald Trump hits Rock Bottom

Just watching this travesty....


What he fails to mention is that when everyone has a gun they hang out of casino hotel windows gunning down festival goers, kids kill kids in the hall ways of schools and colleges, that murder suicide is through the roof and you can be shot dead for as little as looking at someone in the wrong way.

Donald Trump and especially the NRA have this attitude utterly and totally wrong, and I can't begin to express how god awful this man is.

But then, let us remember, he is "leader" of a country where we report mass shootings as "the worse in" and insert very short amounts of time.  This however is glossed over in US reporting of this to it's citizens.  Where as we hear that Stephen Paddock killed 58 people, "the worst mass shooting in the US since 1991".

The CNN version states "the deadliest mass shooting in modern US History".... Define Modern Mr Trump and Ms CNN... Because 1991 is not a long time ago, I mean I know you're in a country with a history we can list on the back of a couple of greasy burger wrappers, but please 1991 is not old, and 1992 on wards is not modern history, and how many mass shootings have there been in "modern history", in say the last five years?

Well we have:

  1. Stoneman Douglas - 2018 - 17 murdered
  2. Lass Vegas - 2017 - 58 murdered
  3. Sutherland Sprints - 2017 -  26 murdered
  4. Orlando - 2016 - 49 murdered
  5. San Bernadino - 2015 - 15 murdered
  6. Umpqua College - 205 - 9 murdered

That's six attacks, how many where terrorists?  None... Not a single one is a comparison to the Paris attack, not a single one of these attacks was in effort of a social political aim, they were murder, for jealous, revenge, homophobia, all by people whom had armed themselves without the need to leap through hoops of be part of a terrorist cell.

Normal everyday people killing people with whatever happens to be at hand.

Which takes us to Trumps commends about the London Knife Crime, he's right, this is a problem, it is the exact same problem as I have just mentioned are on US streets, people killing people with whatever happens to be at hand.  Except, a kitchen knife, a shiv, heck even a sharpened stick is in an utterly different; lower; category of concern that someone picking up a .38 pistol and pointing it at coworkers over a parking spot, or their YouTube video loosing advertising!

America you have a problem, a much larger problem than you realise, you are being brain washed into looking outwards, that the world around you is horrid, that you might have it tough, but "hey look at London, look at Paris".... Beyond Terrorism, which is clearly more common here in Europe where we have a land bridge to the middle east & north African unrest.... we do not have a problem here, and you are being made look idiots (more so than usual) as you're letting Donald Trump and the NRA pull wool over your eyes.

There are no mass shootings, nor mass killings, here in the UK, nor Paris, nor anywhere else, except by extremely rare nut jobs, and I mean extremely rare.  The only ones which come to mind are Anders Brevivik in Norway in 2011 and Derek Bird in the UK in 2010... Remember we're going on the "modern" moniker given by CNN... Five years, both these attacks happen outside that time frame!

Look for the next killing spree in the UK, one does not look to the same year, not even the same decade we have to go back to the Dunblane killings in 1996.

This is what the world means, yes we all get this behaviour in our populations, people killing people, since time immemorial, the difference is in the US the tools to achieve such aims are so so much more readily available.  They are not a "tool" to fend off a terrorist attack, guns just become a tool to carry out more attacks, more people killing people, in more places on more occasions.  When will the American people wake up and smell the cordite?

This whole situation beggars belief.


Monday, 5 February 2018

Menstruation is Normal, in 1989 everyone knew, yet not today?

I'm going to come back to this again... In 1989, in a dusty second floor science room at what was Top Valley Comprehensive School I sat down with my then classmates and we had our first sex-education lesson.  Mr Simpson the (unfortunately) body odour riddled and forever exacerbated physics teacher had to teach us young folk about masturbation and menstruation, and ultimately where babies arrive from.

Not one picture of a stalk was had, not one allusion to fact, not one sugar coating, we had a video of (admittedly a cartoon of) a boy holding his penis and the narrator saying it's okay for this to feel good.  We had a young lady (again a cartoon) fondle herself and we were again told this was normal, we were shown putting condoms onto bananas to everyone's mirth as we'd mostly all seen and even used condoms before... This is Top Valley Estate bruv.

And the last part of this talk was about periods.  We were all told all girls start to have periods, it is normal, we were taught about pads, tampons and even moon cups.  We were told, point blank, about how much menstrual blood a girl should expect; and I remember a fair few of my female class mates blankly stating they would say that a vastly conservative estimate.

THIS IS 1989...

Let me make that clear, nineteen eighty-nine.

So, why the hell are articles like this appearing in 2018?


I am utterly baffled and confused by this... Was my school vastly a head of its time?  I don't think we were, we were a daggy comprehensive intended to turn our plasterers, car mechanics and dust-bin men.  It was not an Engineering specialist (read that as "turning out car mechanics") as it is now as an rebuilt academy.

What on Earth has happened in this time?

What has the Department of Education been up to?  How can I go back and check the 1989 Personal and Social education syllabus I was enrolled upon against today's?  Because I remember this episode.

I remember it as it made me vaguely uncomfortable, a period was something my mother had, with her big box of giant canoe like panty liners.  The pretty girls in class with me, they didn't have them, "old women" had them.  It was a genuine surprise, and it is one of the few times during my secondary education where I remember being taught something.

So why are kids today not being taught the same thing?  Again, why this retrograde step?

Sunday, 16 October 2016

Software Engineering : RegEx in C++ 11/14 with STL

I want to show you how the STL regular expressions in C++ work.... Note, complete source code & makefile at the bottom.

First we'll need a make file, I'm using Ubuntu Linux with GNU G++ v5.4.0, opening a terminal I get a text editor up and we create this makefile:

CC=g++
STD=c++14
WARNINGS=-Wall -Wfatal-errors
FLAGS=-pedantic
OUTPUT=application
FILES=main.cpp

all:
$(CC) -std=$(STD) $(WARNINGS) $(FLAGS) $(FILES) -o $(OUTPUT)
clean:
rm $(OUTPUT)
And I save that as "makefile"... Next we need a simple "main.cpp" file to test this with, so go a head and write:

#include <iostream>
#include <string>

int main ()
{
std::cout << "Hello World" << std::endl;
}

Save that and we can be in the folder and simply type "make".  Everything should complete cleanly, and you can then type "./application" to run the resulting "Hello World" application.

Now lets go back into the main.cpp, and we'll write a function... I'm not going to show you this as proper C++, I am not going to teach you about classes, so just go with me, we'll write this function above the "int main()" we just created, and then we'll define a function to split a string into words whenever it finds a space....

#include <regex>

std::vector<std::string> SplitString (const std::string& p_Source)
{
std::vector<std::string> l_result;
// The actual regular expression
std::regex l_regularExpression ("(\\S+)");
// Process the whole source string through the filter
auto l_regularExpressionResult = std::sregex_iterator(
p_Source.begin(),
p_Source.end(),
l_regularExpression);
// Use the result iterator to get all the individual strings
// into the result vector of strings
for (auto i = l_regularExpressionResult;
i != std::sregex_iterator();
++i)
{
auto l_item = (*i);
std::string l_TheString = l_item.str();
l_result.push_back(l_TheString);
}
// Return the result
return l_result;
}

Lets just take a look at this working, into your main and do this:

int main ()
{
const std::string l_SourceString ("Mary Had a Little Lamb");
std::vector<std::string> l_words = SplitString(l_SourceString);
for (auto i = l_words.cbegin();
i != l_words.cend();
++i)
{
std::cout << (*i) << std::endl;
}
}

We can save, exit and build the program again, running it we see this:

Mary
Had
a
Little
Lamb

So what did our new "SplitString" function do?  Well, lets first of all hope you're comfortable, with STL iterators, because we use one to go through the source string and then another to go through the expression result.

Our important lines of code are, std::regex l_regularExpression ("(\\S+)");  where we define the regular expression string, no I'm not going to teach you all the ins and outs of creating those strings, this expression however just gets individual strings.

The next important line is: auto l_regularExpressionResult = std::sregex_iterator(  where we are going to use the sregex_iterator constructor to actually apply the filter we created on the previous line, and we apply it to the span of the whole source string "begin()" to "end()" on the std::string::iterator there.

We could try to use the std::string::const_iterator too, by simply substituting with "cbegin()" and "cend()".

The final parameter is passing the actual filtering regular expression into place.

The result, and we don't need to worry about the type as we're leveraging auto there, is a copy of the iterator.  Depending on the STL implementation you have will define when the processing takes place, some versions will process as you iterate over the sregex_iterator, making you process the input on the fly, whilst others pre-process everything, holding off your code moving to the next line of code (when you step through) until the complete source has been processed through the regular expression.  This can be a performance trap for some, as they either think it will process, when it does not, or it does not until you iterate, and confusion ensues.  Especially when you are writing cross platform code and the platforms express different behaviours.

The last important piece of code is actually going through the result to see if there is anything in the resulting iterator.

The awkward piece of using auto shows up here, because on some platforms when you try to iterate through the result and get each string you might want to do "(*i).str()" rather than assigning the dereference (*i) to an auto first.  However, some compilers (especially when using -pedantic, GCC on this one) don't like this, so to make the code more maintainable and pre-empt it being on any platform where the dereference of the iterator is reported to "not contain a definition for "str()", I simply assign the dereference to an auto called "l_item" and then use "l_item.str()"... That's a lesson in maintainable code right there folks.

That is a very basic introduction to regular expressions, you can see why I have gone through this below.

Right now through, lets use a more complex regualr expresion, and avoid the complexity of the interator stuff, lets just validate a string as a UK Postcode:

const bool ValidatePostcode (const std::string& p_UKPostcode)
{
std::regex l_Validate ("^([A-PR-UWYZ0-9][A-HK-Y0-9][AEHMNPRTVXY0-9]?[ABEHMNPRVWXY0-9]? {1,2}[0-9][ABD-HJLN-UW-Z]{2}|GIR 0AA)$");

return std::regex_match(p_UKPostcode.c_str(), l_Validate);
}

This might look a little cramped, but I never wanted to make a mistake with the reg-ex.  This isn't a perfect solution btw, I'm still writing a test routine to check it against a full list of UK postcodes online, I think it will let some stranger codes through as valid, but they are edge cases, this will work for 99.5% of addresses, and 100% of those I've tested so far.

There you go, good luck!


=== WHY DOES THIS EXISTS ===
Today I've been using regular expressions in C++, some might consider this dark magic, however, I assure you it is all above board, the problem was the validation of a UK postcode, there was a quite terrible function:

bool Validate(char *Code);

Defined, which had all manner of hackery and trouble within, not least it could not handle some London Postcodes, we'll come back to postcodes later, however I replaced all the functionality of this code with two lines of code... Literally two, it went from around 500 lines of un-maintainable junk, to the two lines of active code to manage which you see above, I in fact could have placed the regular expression string into our master list of "strings" to yet further minimise where constants are defined, but I left that to him, left him a small victory to coerce acceptance of my drastically demonstrating his not thinking about the code changes needed, and spending all week on something which took me two lines and about 10 minutes to make sure the regex was right!

Handing it back to the owner, after my peer review, I think they wanted to cry, instead they rushed off to our common Director, avoiding all code managerial level input from fellow programmers, and said I had "shown them up by using a third party library".

I had used STL, something we use elsewhere, I had also followed the coding standards which exist, so the function had become:

const bool ValidatePostcode(const std::string& p_UKPostcode) const;

This, I think you must agree, is more informative as to what it does, it tells us we can't edit the values, we're still passing everything by reference but we're not changing the type of our system string handing from "std::string" to "char*" and we also define that the function changes nothing in the class it is within with a trailing const.

All these rules are in the coding standard, folks before you go around a peer to complain; a more senior peer at that; please check you are in fact on the right track.

So, having validated my changing the function prototype, I had to explain why I had used a third party library (as all such libraries need formal evaluation)... "Regular Expressions are in the standard library".... Was my simply reply... "Only in the latest technical release!"... Was the mouth frothing reply from the hurt chap.  "No, they've in C++11, we use STL all over the code, it is formally evaluated and signed off by everyone, including yourself".

The guy looked extremely crest fallen, and whatever his motivations for having a go at myself, I realised he just didn't know, he'd not read the books I had, he's not used the code as I have, and he'd simply always used regular expressions from third party sources, and that's fine, but please folks just check  your coding standard and have at least a look on google, before you go shouting to those above in an unprofessional manner.


---- THE COMPLETE SOURCE (main.cpp) ----

#include <iostream>
#include <string>
#include <regex>

std::vector<std::string> SplitString (const std::string& p_Source)
{
std::vector<std::string> l_result;
// The actual regular expression
std::regex l_regularExpression ("(\\S+)");
// Process the whole source string through the filter
auto l_regularExpressionResult = std::sregex_iterator(
p_Source.begin(),
p_Source.end(),
l_regularExpression);
// Use the result iterator to get all the individual strings
// into the result vector of strings
for (auto i = l_regularExpressionResult;
i != std::sregex_iterator();
++i)
{
auto l_item = (*i);
std::string l_TheString = l_item.str();
l_result.push_back(l_TheString);
}
// Return the result
return l_result;
}

const bool ValidatePostcode (const std::string& p_UKPostcode)
{
std::regex l_Validate ("^([A-PR-UWYZ0-9][A-HK-Y0-9][AEHMNPRTVXY0-9]?[ABEHMNPRVWXY0-9]? {1,2}[0-9][ABD-HJLN-UW-Z]{2}|GIR 0AA)$");

return std::regex_match(p_UKPostcode.c_str(), l_Validate);
}

int main ()
{
const std::string l_SourceString ("Mary Had a Little Lamb");
std::vector<std::string> l_words = SplitString(l_SourceString);
for (auto i = l_words.cbegin();
i != l_words.cend();
++i)
{
std::cout << (*i) << std::endl;
}

// Postcodes
std::cout << "--- Postcodes ---" << std::endl;
std::cout << ValidatePostcode("NG16 5BP") << std::endl;
std::cout << ValidatePostcode("NG10 1NQ") << std::endl;
std::cout << ValidatePostcode("Robert") << std::endl;
std::cout << ValidatePostcode("FP52 JTY") << std::endl;
}

---- makefile ----

CC=g++
STD=c++14
WARNINGS=-Wall -Wfatal-errors
FLAGS=-pedantic
OUTPUT=application
FILES=main.cpp

all:
$(CC) -std=$(STD) $(WARNINGS) $(FLAGS) $(FILES) -o $(OUTPUT)
clean:
rm $(OUTPUT)


P.S. Yes this will all work with "STD=c++11" in the make file!

Thursday, 5 February 2015

4D Cinema

I've just been watching a report from the BBC's Jo Black about 4DX cinema, and it being invented in Korea... 4D cinema was not invented in Korea a few years ago, it was around at the American Adventure here in the UK in the 1980's and 1990's!

It was called the "Motion Master Theatre"...


You can see the BBC report here:


But you can find pictures of the 4D cinema at the American Adventure here:



The projector here:


The motion systems were controlled by a DEC PDP11 mini-computer of mid 1980's production vintage, I've seen pictures of this system, but never saw it in person.

You can find pictures of the Motion Control room here:

http://www.theamericanadventure.moonfruit.com/#/behind-the-scenes/4521465560

I have of course rode the very uncomfortable seats at the park before it closed.


Saturday, 27 September 2014

Tech Pricing - The UK Getting A Bad Deal - International Shipping & UK Import

With the news today that Samsung is not going to be selling laptops in Europe, I wondered about how in the future we here in the UK would be able to get our grubby mitts on their Chromebook offering, and other hardware.

Whilst trawling the interwebs, I became more and more infuriated, now this is a matter I've seen before, but I've largely ignored it.  But with the purse strings needing tightening here at home I've had to think carefully about hardware changes and upgrades, but this problem I'm going to put forward just pisses me right off...

International Pricing... Specifically with technology kit, I was watching a review from Linus Tech Tips, and he was telling how this kit he had costs less than $1000 US... That's £612.89 at the time of writing, not a bad price for the overall package he was touting... However, paying for the exact same kit, from supposedly the same suppliers here in the UK came to a wallet busting, mind numbing, pay-packet stealing rip off price of £1014.58, over a thousand pounds, which is $1655.41... A six hundred dollar price hike...

I could pay for the same goods in the US, pay shipping and import and not end up paying as much!

Here's an example, two Amazon pages, both showing the same item (honest it is the same graphics card, just different pictures)..


£330 to $339... It almost seems as if they've taken the dollar price and slapped a pound sign in front of it, this clearly aids them, in this particular case the card comes to £208 if we convert the dollar price to sterling... £208 for the latest graphics card seems a lot better than £330... So where does the additional £110 come from?

Well, I looked at "Value Added Tax" in both the UK and US... I wondered if Amazon UK was having to add more, and it seems not, most "General Sales Taxes" in the US are calculated per state, and start around 23.5%, so that's more than the VAT 20% rate in the UK... So the US is paying a lower price even after tax.


Okay, what about shipping?... Are there significant shipping costs to bring goods into the UK?... Nope, same container ships burning the same fuel... And then once in the UK they are moved around on a single tank of fuel, unlike the US where deliveries are quite literally transcontinental!


So, if the sellers of goods are not paying more to deliver, and we in the UK are not paying more in TAX where does this £110 hike come from?...

It plainly seems to be because of greed, I can't fathom out a single other reason for the difference, all the goods I've looked at are made in the far east, it's just as far to sail them across the Pacific or around to Britain... It's less distance from any port to Amazon warehouses in the UK because we're such a small island, even if we look at Jersey, Guernsey, the Isle of Mann they all stack up to be less distance than some of the Amazon Warehouses from Manhattan!

All in all, it makes my blood boil... 

So, what if I just bought the goods from the US?.. Well, apparently here in the UK I'd then have to pay Tax again, so I've paid for the goods taxed in the US, then to even bring them into the country I have to pay again?...


This, this just makes no sense, in this modern age of the internet and it is full of holes, I can go onto Steam log into a US server and order then download a game, paying for it once in one place, I can do this with Music, with Films, with Streaming services, with Porn, with News, with almost anything on the screen... But I have to pay tax to import the screen, and pay for the imported delivery service, and pay to then get it off of the customs chaps who poke and prod it?... Mental.

And I think just a way for the exchequer to keep an eye on what I'm doing, and to skim off the top.

So, how much do I pay?... Well, say it's this £208 graphics card... This comes under the "Non-EU Country" and its "All Other Goods", and I have to pay "Customs Duty on goods with a value that exceeds £135" and "import VAT on goods with a value that exceeds £15"

So how much are these two costs?

Well, the HMRC website doesn't want to give you clear straight forward figures, they give calculators for VAT deadlines, link upon link to registering for VAT.... But never do they give a figure...

So you go to the internet to find out, and you're met with searches which ironically relate to overseas imports from overseas countries... For example this: http://www.dutycalculator.com/popular-import-items/import-duty-and-taxes-for-graphics-card/ it has a very nifty calculator, so I stuck the $339 price in, selected $50 shipping and $20 insurance, so this is a total of $409, which is still only £250, so we're still making a saving on our price even importing the item...

The calculation site gives us zero duty, and 20% VAT, to be added, this brings the price to £300... Still a £30 saving.

It's a lot of faffing about, but it's a possible saving... My question now is, who wants to try this out?

Friday, 23 August 2013

Carlisle Castle Custard Creme

I would be far more impressed if this were full sized, I mean, this fits on a table and there's  stack of chairs back there to compare it with... The staff of three local baking firms should hang their heads in shame!

I mean, if it were a full sized replica then I'd be impressed, as I strolled along battlements of baking... But not this, its not even sculpted, they've just stuck custard creams together, its a waste of a good biccy, and a bit of an eye sore....


I mean, they could have baked a version of this, the right shape... or made it in fruit cake and then outside layered it in icing which at least looked more real, than using cheap ass custard creams....

And people can sample a piece... "Here try this stale, over handled, oft painted, custard cream"... Yum... NOT.

"We hope people enjoy a visit to the castle".. yes me too... "as much as they will enjoy a bite from this impressive cake"... erm... NO....

Its not a cake, if a fucking jaffa cake is not allowed to be cake, then custard cremes stuck together like this are not a cake either!

I mean, what next... Jammy Dogders mascarading as Lasagne?

Wednesday, 21 August 2013

Brummies on Led Zepplin

Do you like Music? Do you like Review? Do you like Brummies? Then have I got a find for you!!! 


And not just one, but two!


Now, for those of you out on the interwebs whom have only come across a Brummie accent by occassionally seeing that annoying personal injuries advert, or a segment of Jasper Carrot, these two are the real deal... Well, sort of, they're from near Birmingham... ish. Kind of.

In case you're wondering why I'm linking this, the thin Jarvis Cocker look-a-like on the right is my good mate Sam, best man at my wedding...

Saturday, 29 June 2013

Armed Forces Day

Today is Armed Forces Day in the UK, and we're honoured to have hosted it in Nottingham - its still going on - and I've been listening to the festivities on BBC Radio Nottingham because I'm at work today.

But I was really thrilled this morning when at the junction of Derby Road turning to come into work the Red Arrows and an Electronic Command and Control aircraft went right over me at about 200 feet... was beautiful and put a huge smile on my face.

Funny enough I phoned the wife to tell her, and about 10 minutes later, she had the exact same planes still streaming red white and blue smoke go over our house!... So we both had that thrill.


Thursday, 15 March 2012

Pot Holes

Do you know what annoys the shit out of me about this:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-17376556

All the pot-holes I've seen on the road are caused by their being seams in the surface dug by utility companies or other road-maintenance tasks... So we're talking about the likes of Severn Trent, Virgin Media, The National Grid, British Gas.. Infact, pick any utility company you want, just close your eyes and point into the yellow pages and voila there's one of the bastards.

So, whilst we the tax payers are lumbered paying our road tax, its not going to fund fixing the roads, its off doing god alone knows what.  Councils are paying for holes which other profiteering bastards created.

I swear its so annoying... Broad Lane in Brinsley was recently resurfaced, and what a joy it is to drive on now, but it was rutted by a great swathe of surface cuttings all the way along to the brow of its hill by some utility company (most likely Severn Trent in that case).

There are other fantastic examples of this problem, I'm sure you've seen dozens of these.

Another great example was the A52, this was resurfaced from the QMC Island all the way down to Priory Island... Within a week of it being finished... the surface was being cut into by a utility company, British Gas in that case... I will bet my bottom dollar that the surface starts to break up not on the original surfacing, but around this bastard work by British Gas.

And I'm tired of it, I think these utility companies should be charged for doing duff-fill-ins... If Roads have to be of a "Standard" as the report suggests, I suggest that cuttings into the surface have to be of that (or a higher) standard!