I would like to call upon the international community to welcome and ratify my call for a vote of independence in the Russian Far East; you know, just randomly, I'm going to call for a vote for some part of someone else's backyard to become a country in it's own right...
Because seemingly one can do such absurdly strange things and the UN not bat an eye lid....
I also wish the local people to know I will be naming their new country, which I shall become a non-executive head of state for... erm.... Treeland.
Yes, TREELAND!!!
Take that Putin, you knobber.
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