Where's Me Wardrobe?

Everyone is going on about the microprocessor shortage, but has no-one noticed the completely missing "wardrobe" supply?

Now not

Why it is that most of the time when I come to type "now" I type "not"?

Anyone?... Anyone at all?... Muscle memory fail.

Loving Amazon Recommends....

I just laughed loud... Amazon, recommending my own book to me...

S'good book, you should buy it.